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Tue Jul 7, 2009, 6:48 PM
  • Mood: Cheerful
  • Listening to: LAST RESORT!
  • Reading: warriros -CAT BOOK-
  • Watching: naruto
  • Playing: runescape,last chaos,rohan <3!
  • Eating: your love
  • Drinking: other peopels souls lol xD
Today, my boyfriend brought me breakfast in bed, told me all the things he loved about me, got down on one knee and pulled out the little blue box I had been hoping for, for so long. He opened the box and there was a note inside that said, "April Fools!" FML

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up!". FML

Today, I got a call saying that my son was chasing all the girls in the class with his "Sword of Death"FML

Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML

Today, I heard my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door "Are you jacking off in there or something?!" and him scream back at her "Shut up you fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML

Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, my two year old daughter decided to crawl on top of the covers on my bed because she was scared since there was a thunder storm. I thought she was one of our cats so I kicked her off. She hit the wall. FML

Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML

Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room... my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML


Today, the girl I've loved for the past two years finally expressed her innermost feelings for me. After a brief make out session, she asked me to "never leave her side". When I got home, my mom told me that my dad got a new job. I'm moving to the other side of the globe in two weeks. FML

Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML

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Devious Info

  • Current Residence: my world..
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: erm...
  • Print preference: yay..
  • Interests: anime,archeru,vampires,writing storys,reading..darwing sometimes,and kind of animals,games
  • Favourite movie: alot =[
  • Favourite band or musician: popa roch! killers..3 seconds to mars... fly leaf. perramor....erm i have to many to count =[
  • Favourite genre of music: pop,rock,jpop,jrock,....ect dudes..
  • Favourite artist: lol me!!!!!!!!!!
  • Favourite poet or writer: erm me ^-^
  • Favourite photographer: my sister
  • Favourite style of art: anime! and mostly love
  • Shell of choice: your skin
  • Wallpaper of choice: naruto
  • Skin of choice: i dont do that stuff..
  • Favourite game: last chaose and perfect world...
  • Favourite gaming platform: any
  • Favourite cartoon character: woot naurto all the way! gaara!<3!!!!
  • Personal Quote: time gose by fast when u r haveing fun
  • Tools of the Trade: ? dude ask things that make sence

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If you like so much my pics,why you don't fav my work,not on a club gallery?
So,please,remove the fav from here [link]
Now,you have my icon and you can go directly to my gallery for the original.
Thank you a lot!

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rofl didnt even know i had it in my gally swwy! i faved the original xD

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and remember Jesus loves you all
np ^^

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I believe in Jesus Christ as my Savior. If you do too and aren't scared to admit it, then copy and paste this in your signature
and remember Jesus loves you all
np

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I believe in Jesus Christ as my Savior. If you do too and aren't scared to admit it, then copy and paste this in your signature
and remember Jesus loves you all

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